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Helpful tips:  Holes in the knees of your jeans, while fashionable, will reduce the life of the pants.  Consider patches.  Your top is perfect, I wouldn’t change a thing.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tips:  Holes in the knees of your jeans, while fashionable, will reduce the life of the pants.  Consider patches.  Your top is perfect, I wouldn’t change a thing.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tip:  When using a hot tub, your body temperature can become dangerously high, especially when drinking alcohol.  One way to avoid this is to raise your body out of the water periodically to let yourself cool down.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tip:  When using a hot tub, your body temperature can become dangerously high, especially when drinking alcohol.  One way to avoid this is to raise your body out of the water periodically to let yourself cool down.

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Helpful tip:  If you are hanging out with your best friend having a girls night, and your boyfriend drops by un-invited, try to find ways to involve him in your evening.  He probably just wants to get to know your friends better.

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Helpful tip:  If you tell your husband that you aren’t wearing panties, he will make you prove it over and over again all evening.  Better to let him find out on his own.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tip:  If you tell your husband that you aren’t wearing panties, he will make you prove it over and over again all evening.  Better to let him find out on his own.

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Helpful tip:  MacBook laptops have been known to become quite hot and may become uncomfortable to use on your lap.  Consider putting something under the laptop to prevent discomfort.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tip:  MacBook laptops have been known to become quite hot and may become uncomfortable to use on your lap.  Consider putting something under the laptop to prevent discomfort.

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Helpful tip:  When showing your friends your belly button piercing be sure to hold your shirt up high enough for them to see it.  This is simple courtesy.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tip:  When showing your friends your belly button piercing be sure to hold your shirt up high enough for them to see it.  This is simple courtesy.

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Helpful tip:  If you really want our honest opinion, there is nothing that you own that looks better on you than it does with you holding it up while you are naked and wearing heels.  It won’t stop you from asking, but at least now you know the truth.

helpfultipsfortheladies:

Helpful tip:  If you really want our honest opinion, there is nothing that you own that looks better on you than it does with you holding it up while you are naked and wearing heels.  It won’t stop you from asking, but at least now you know the truth.

Helpful tip:  Try not to spill your glass of red wine when you are sucking on your best friend’s breast while your husband takes a photo.  It can spoil the mood and stain your couch.  Use club soda to remove the stain.

Helpful tip:  Try not to spill your glass of red wine when you are sucking on your best friend’s breast while your husband takes a photo.  It can spoil the mood and stain your couch.  Use club soda to remove the stain.

It is important when you first check into a hotel, to get naked and go out on the balcony.  I think its the law in Nevada.  But it just makes common sense wherever you are.

It is important when you first check into a hotel, to get naked and go out on the balcony.  I think its the law in Nevada.  But it just makes common sense wherever you are.

This year’s company team building exercise was better than usual.  The new hire is really working out.

This year’s company team building exercise was better than usual.  The new hire is really working out.

Take note ladies.  This is how to get us to go for a walk in the rain with you.

Take note ladies.  This is how to get us to go for a walk in the rain with you.

Ok, stop bugging me.  But just one, and only for a second.

Ok, stop bugging me.  But just one, and only for a second.

Is that “Jake, from State Farm” behind her?

Is that “Jake, from State Farm” behind her?

I will stay and dance a while longer, but you have to pick the next song with your skirt around your ankles.

I will stay and dance a while longer, but you have to pick the next song with your skirt around your ankles.

Honey can you check if my stockings are even?

Honey can you check if my stockings are even?